“Ah, yes" he says, "The old story: 'Boy eats girl.”
“It’s an age old story … Boy meets girl. Boy asks girl to touch him inappropriately. Girl dazzles boy with her impressive knowledge and proper use of profanity.”
“A person’s never too old for stories. Man and boy, girl and woman, we live for them. - Roland Deschain”
“techno boy -- seventeen years old. junior. red car. works at a restaurant. it hurts when he smiles. dandruff. computers, electronic music. seeking a girl that won't eat his heart with a steak knife.”
“Just your average boy-meets-girl, girl-kills-people story...”
“Damien is a friend.Their boy-girl Lego doesn't click, he would say.”