“If escaping a lycanthrope has taught me anything, it's the importance of sensible footwear.”
“If writing has taught me anything, it's that you don't actually understand anything until you can express it in words.”
“If anything in this life is certain...if history has taught us anything, it's that you cn kill anyone.”
“If history has taught me anything about the nature of others, it has thought me that when natures can not be denied, they persist.”
“My mother taught me to believe in silver, to believe in things, but I think it's more important to believe in me.”
“If America taught me anything, it's that quitting is right up there with pissing in the Girl Scouts' lemonade jar.”