“If it had been great sex I doubt I'd remember he tooted between thrusts.”

“I'll take my chances. It has you."And when a great man says something smart like that a smart woman just shuts up.”

“My kid, her life. I want for her what she wants for herself.”

“I look at the check once more and then fold and tuck it into my bra. It's not every day a girl gets to be up close and personal with this much money.”

“Life is about the decisions we make to live passionately or passively.Where's your passion?”

“Celebrity Retrieval? I've never heard of them.""They're a kind of private Blackwater.”

“S then, every family reunion is bolstered by food, lots and lots of it.”