“Life is about the decisions we make to live passionately or passively.Where's your passion?”

“My kid, her life. I want for her what she wants for herself.”

“If it had been great sex I doubt I'd remember he tooted between thrusts.”

“I look at the check once more and then fold and tuck it into my bra. It's not every day a girl gets to be up close and personal with this much money.”

“Celebrity Retrieval? I've never heard of them.""They're a kind of private Blackwater.”

“S then, every family reunion is bolstered by food, lots and lots of it.”

“I'll take my chances. It has you."And when a great man says something smart like that a smart woman just shuts up.”