“Humble people were unsettling at best. All that lack of backbone. It was just creepy. Like talking to linguine.”
“Maybe all crows were just creepy.”
“The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming.”
“They luxuriated in the feeling of deep and all pervading satisfaction, a feeling of knowing absolutely that all was well with the world and them and that the world was not only their oyster it was also their linguine with clam sauce. Not only were all things possible, but all things were theirs. ”
“Most people say about graveyards: "Oh, it's just a bunch of dead people. It's creepy." But for me, there's an energy to it that it not creepy, or dark. It has a positive sense to it.”
“I've learned never to wish for people like us. People like us are creepy.”