“It's not that the grass is greener on the other side, it's that you can never be on both sides of the lawn at the same time.”
“The grass may be greener on the other side, but you still have to move the lawn.”
“The grass isn't always greener on the other side it's greener where you water it”
“Grass isn't greener on the other side of the fence ... it's just a different kind of grass.”
“But the grass ain't always greener on the other side,It's green where you water it”
“...the grass actually IS greener on the other side, but it's only because of the bodies buried there.”