“She heard pa shouting,"Jiminy crickets!It's raining fish-hooks and hammer handles!”
“Theophilus Crowe's mobile phone played eight bars of "Tangled Up in Blue" in an irritating electronic voice that sounded like a choir of suffering houseflies, or Jiminy Cricket huffing helium, or, well, you know, Bob Dylan.”
“Well, the plenty of fish in the sea thing is bullshit," I said. "The other fish are weird, smell funny, or hooked on someone else's fishing line.”
“It is hard for a free fish to understand what is happening to a hooked one.”
“You fit into melike a hook into an eyea fish hookan open eye”
“A brick could be used as a hammer, which frees up the hammer to be used as a sex toy. The only question is, Which end will you insert? If you’re a politician, I’d recommend the one with the hooks. ”