“I hate to break it to you, ladies, but a job-bra isn't a shirt.”
“I hate to break it to you, but if he's interested in your highly personal areas, he probably isn't interested in your sisters.”
“It isn't up to me to break his heart; that's time's job.”
“That's a parents' job, isn't it? To raise a child strong enough to leave and break our hearts?”
“No bra,” he said against her mouth. “Thank you. I hate those things. Dumbest human invention. Ever.”
“6. Sleep with a bra on every night in fear of your boobs dropping should you forget. Intermediate: Don't wear a bra in the daytime. Advanced: Forget bras and wear the Hear Comes Trouble T-shirt you got for your eighth birthday. Act offended if anyone stares at the new shape of the word Trouble. Wear the shirt until your mother asks what smells.”