“Going to college don't make you from somewhere, any more than a cat born in an over can call itself a biscuit.”
“You can shove a cat in an oven, but that doesn't make it a biscuit.”
“just cus your cat had kittens in the oven don't make em biscuits”
“A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.”
“Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit.”
“I thought about making biscuits, but there seemed to be more than enough calories on board.”