“He gives me one of those my-wife-needs-sex-addiction-therapy looks.”

“Having a man this good looking begging me for sex was the best therapy I could ask for.”

“Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife.”

“You're not having sex with him. I know these guys, and you don't. I'm trusting you with Claudia Reeshman. You need to trust me about Dean Robillard." She wouldn't let him off that easily. "You're looking for a wife. Maybe I'm just looking for a little fun." "If you need fun," he shot back, 'I'll give you fun." She was stunned.”

“Actually last night my married lover appeared wearing suspenders and a darling little angora crop top told me he was gay a sex addict a narcotic addict a commitment phobic and beat me up with a dildo.”

“I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
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