“I was born without a filter on my mouth.”
“Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter of illiteracy.”
“I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.”
“What a time to have a brain-to-mouth filter malfunction.”
“Without a filter, a man is just chaos walking.”
“It's like there's a filter set up in my brain, except instead of making things better, it twists everything around so what comes out of my mouth is totally wrong, totally different from what I was thinking.”