“THAT WASN'T A SPEED BUMP!!!”
“I keep my love in the trunk. And I drive slowly over speed bumps, so she doesn’t bump her head around.”
“Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers.”
“I’m just like this speed bump in the middle, slowing everyone down because I keep fucking up.”
“If hitting an unexpected speed bump with your car equates to the best sex you've had lately, you know your hormones are sending you a signal.”
“If possible, try to find a way to come downstairs that doesn't involve going bump, bump, bump, on the back of your head.”