“A little boy who's discovered the monster under the bed is actually real, and it's screwing Mommy.”
“Really, boy, unless you're ready to deal with the monster, you shouldn't go looking under the bed.”
“it was more like two scared kids huddling in the dark when they knew the monster under the bed wasn't just real, but was holding a grudge.”
“When there's a monster under your bed sometimes it really is best not to look.”
“Mommy, why is Jaxon in bed with you? Oh my God, did you see his penis mommy? Grandma, mommy saw Jaxon’s penis!”
“Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought.”