“Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.”
“Renaldo once made a sex tape, and even fully erect, he still had to shoot it four times just to get some "footage.”
“It just happens to be the way that I'm made. I have to write things down to feel I fully comprehend them.”
“I rolled my eyes. He made me sound like a cunning criminal about to bring down the entire covenant.”
“Not only did I manage to accidentally meet the man I’m investigating, I managed to accidentally have sex with him.”
“Which is why I am writing this book. To think. To understand. It just happens to be the way I'm made. I have to write things down to feel I fully comprehend them.”