“I am not a morning person.”
“I am not, nor will I ever be, that irritating creature called a morning person.”
“I am a winter person, never happier than on a clear, frosty morning.”
“I tried to wear my shirt while it was still on the hanger. That’s just the kind of morning person I am with no coffee.”
“I am not a morning person. Never have been - never want to be. As a matter of fact, I am vaguely distrustful of people who bound out of bed early like demented puppies. It's barbaric to wake up before 9:00 a.m.”
“I’m a morning person and a night person. So I have to be a nap person, or else I’m a tired person.”