“I am not a morning person.”

“He didn't look the least bit tired. A morning person, even after no sleep at all. It was disgusting.”

“I know who and what I am. I am the Executioner, and I don't date vampires. I kill them.”

“I try to be a good cop. I try to be a good little soldier and follow orders up to a point. But in the end I’m not really a cop, or a soldier. I am a legally sanctioned murderer. I am the Executioner.”

“I am sincere, ma petite, even when I lie.”

“I am always sincere, ma petite, even when I lie." - Jean Claude”

“I sounded like Horton the Elephant. "A person is a person no matter how small." What the hell was I doing standing in the middle of a cave, in the dark, surrounded by wererats, quoting Dr. Seuss, and trying to kill a one-thousand-year-old vampire?”