“I, Anita Blake, scourge of the undead-the human with more vampire kills than any other vampire executioner in the country-was dating a vampire. It was poetically ironic.”

“I know who and what I am. I am the Executioner, and I don't date vampires. I kill them.”

“You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter”

“I know you can throw holy water on the vampire, but I didn't know you could throw the host." (Sheriff St. John)I had to smile. "They aren't like little holy grenades. I want the host to give to the Quinlans so they can put one at every windowsill, every doorsill." (Anita Blake)”

“Women may get to wear lots ofpretty colors, but men get the comfortable shoes.Anita Blake Vampire Hunter”

“Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular.”

“No, death hadn't changed [Willie] much. But just in case, I avoided looking directly into his eyes. It was standard policy for dealing with vampires. He was a slime bucket, but now he was an undead slime bucket.”