“I, Anita Blake, scourge of the undead-the human with more vampire kills than any other vampire executioner in the country-was dating a vampire. It was poetically ironic.”
“I know who and what I am. I am the Executioner, and I don't date vampires. I kill them.”
“You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter”
“Being a vampire is no more fun than being a human I assure you.”
“Vampires have credit cards?""We're undead, not Amish.”
“I glanced at George half naked in his towel, then at Barkley, completely naked in his . . . nothing. A vampire and a werewolf. I shook my head. It was obvious. I was having one of my Anita Blake dreams again. ”