“I decided not to answer on the grounds that I might piss someone off.”

“Remind me never to piss you off ... Are you as good at being a friend as you are an enemy?”

“Richard was a riddle with no answer, and I was tired of playing a game I couldn't win.”

“Pretend I asked, now answer the question...”

“It makes me nervous when you keep answering all my questions with 'I don't know.' ""Me, too," I said.”

“He walked away through the crowd before i could decide if i'd been insulted or not. Just as well. For the life of me, i couldn't think of a good comeback line.”

“I should not have to flirt with someone while I'm trying to threaten someone else with a gun; it was too hard to do both.”