“I know the universe has a sense of irony, and sometimes you get reminded just how sadistic that can be.”
“...because really, sometimes the irony gods just get drunk.”
“In case you didn't know, dead people don't bleed. If you can bleed-see it, feel it-then you know you're alive. It's irrefutable, undeniable proof. Sometimes I just need a little reminder.”
“I know of no book which has been a source ofbrutality and sadistic conduct, both public and private,that can compare with the Bible”
“You’re lucky I know your sense of humor and I don’t have a shortage of confidence, or I’d have to put you over the back of this couch to remind you how formidable my desert eagle can be!- Caleb”
“Sometimes I forget to remind myself how blessed I am. Never forget to be appreciate, even for the simple fact that you can read this.”