“I wasn't crying, my eyes were running. My eyes were running because there were pieces of zombies all over my toys. Jesus.”
“If wishes were horses, I'd have been run over in my childhood.”
“Jack: "..You were the only one I saw when I closed my eyes"Lexi: "Then why wasn't I enough when they were open?”
“If love were a pirate, then maybe I would wear an unopened condom over my eye, like an eye patch, and shave off all my pubes and glue them to my face and call myself “Dick Beard.”
“My eyes were dazed by you for a little, and that was all.”
“And I can't believe you didn't tell me you were all goo-goo eyed over my dad. Oh, and that you failed to mention you were sleeping with him”