“If I wasn't dead already, I'd said I was having a heart attack.”
“People die, Rachel," Ceri said, her cheeks flushing. "Not if I can help it," I snapped. "And not of a broken heart. If you could, I'd be dead already.”
“If I weren't already dead, I'd have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.”
“No spinning," I said. I wasn't sure my head or heart could take it. Up close, he was so warm, and so beautiful. I was already dizzy enough.”
“Personally, I'd have welcomed a dementor attack. A deadly struggle for my soul would have broken the monotony nicely.”
“I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.”