“If you keep a gun in your purse, you get killed, because no woman can find anything in her purse in under twelve minutes. It's a rule.”
“You see, Rodya, to my thinking, the great thing for getting on in the world is always to keep to the seasons; if you don't insist on having asparagus in January, you keep your money in your purse!”
“Ma’am, I can take either you or your purse, but I can’t take both. And honestly, I’d rather take your purse.”
“A well dressed woman, even though her purse is painfully empty, can conquer the world.”
“Every woman should have a purse of her own.”
“Did you know that if Barbie was a real woman with those proportions, she'd have to carry her kidneys in her purse?”