“Larry is back in town...The wedding is set for October. Tammy is threatening to have me in the wedding. Some friends they are.”
“For some reason, Joey seemed to think that the entire male population of the town left Tammie and me alone because of his presence only.”
“I once made up a story as a wedding present for some friends. It was about a couple who were given a story as a wedding present. It was not a reassuring story. Having made up the story, I decided that they’d probably prefer a toaster, so I got them a toaster, and to this day have not written the story down.”
“I want to be my own wedding singer at my own wedding. But first I’ll have to audition.”
“I've been to weddings and I've been to wakes in either setting Love takes no breaks.”
“I notice that, as the wedding date approaches, some doors are opening and others are closing. I have no control.”