“My boyfriends are all more romantic than I am, and so are my lovers.”

“murder takes presedence over watching my boyfriend strip" -ID, Anita to Nathaniel”

“I'm sorry I have issues with my boyfriend doing other men. I'm sorry I have issues with me doing other men. Why was I always being made to feel guilty because I wasn't having sex with more people? Wasn't it supposed to be the other way around?”

“I sat on the bed. Neither of us said anything. I wasn't slick and sophisticated enough for this. What do you say to boyfriend A when he finds you naked in the bed of boyfriend B? Especially if boyfriend A turned into a monster the night before and ate someone. I bet Miss Manners didn't cover this at all.”

“He's no more human than I am, ma petite."At least I'm not dead."That can be remedied.”

“Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?""I am over two hundred," Jean-Claude said."I rest my case.”

“How do you introduce boyfriend C to boyfriend A after boyfriend A has been such a good sport, of late, about boyfriend B, who is no longer in the picture?”