“My purse, like all purses, seems to have a traveling black hole in it.”
“Let's talk about a decision that women have to make every morning- Big purse or little purse?”
“It is far more seemly to have thy Studie full of Bookes, than thy Purse full of money. ”
“You don't touch the purse. The purse is sacrosanct.”
“Boys are like purses. You're always gonna have that one boy that you're always comfortable with and you know you'll always kind of like. That's your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like but you really don't want to be seen with”
“a purse is but a rag unless you have something in it.”