“Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.”
“I never trust people with no appetite. It's like they're always holding something back on you.”
“Never trust a mechanic who drives new cars. They're either charging too much money for their work, or they can't keep an old car running - maybe both.”
“What I need is a woman who is something, anything: either very beautiful or very kind or in the last resort very wicked; very witty or very stupid, but something.”
“People don't smile because they're happy, but People are happy because they're smiling”
“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.”