“one of the good things about being a woman is that my level of testosterone poisoning is lower than most men's.”
“He wanted to work in Hot Woman Valhalla until he died of testosterone poisoning. (Nick)”
“Cute? I think my testosterone level just dropped- Ranger”
“Testosterone poisoning can be fatal, Braveheart." (Delaney to Rowan)”
“The most important thing about reading is not the level of sophistication of the books on your shelf. There is no prerequisite reading regimen for being a bookworm.”
“And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow”