“one of the good things about being a woman is that my level of testosterone poisoning is lower than most men's.”

“A woman will forget that a man is male, if they are good enough friends, but men rarely forget that a woman is feminine.”

“No such thing as a hard woman, Memphis,just soft men. With that, I turned, and the others followed me.”

“Put any woman in an area run mostly by men and rumors will fly. Unless you make it very clear that you are off limits, there is also a certain competitiveness that sets in. Some men are either trying to run you out of town or get into your pants. They don't seem to know any other way to deal with a woman. If you're not a sexual object, you're a threat.”

“Men don't settle down because of the right woman. They settle down because they are finally ready for it. Whatever woman they're dating when they get ready is the one they settle down with, not necessarily the best one or the prettiest, just the one who happened to be on hand when the time got to be right. Unromantic, but still true.”

“Most women complain that there are no single, straight men left. I’d just like to meet one who’s human.”

“All men love to talk about themselves, even the ones who are completely buggers.”