“Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier.”
“Thank goodness it wasn't real sex.”
“Sex is just sex. Sometimes it’s really good, true, but it’s nothing in da grand scheme a’ things. We may have fucked, but we never made love.”
“Having sex with your neighbour is not a good idea. Not under any circumstances, nothing good will come of it. It’s a cliché. It’s a soap opera. It’s a bad made for TV movie.”
“Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.”
“There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.”