“The ratman froze, staring at me. "Why are you laughing?" His voice held just a hint of unease. Good. I was hoping that the vampires would come for me soon and save me. You've got to admit that's funny.”
“Let me get this straight. You've just told me that I was bitten by a vampire, had sex with an angel, then I died, but I've risen again as a succubus. And you've wondering why I don't believe you?"(Jackie)”
“You're staring at me," Simon said. "Why are you staring at me? Have I got something on my face?”
“A vampire is branding girls, okay?" I ignored his refusal. "Something about that just feels wrong to me.""I would hope so.”
“You've got to admit, slick, you got a skill for avoiding the devil.""That just means that now the devils out there, looking for me...and that devil is very mad.”
“Why don't you show me the little bit of spine you've been saving for his mattress?”