“There are only two kinds of vampire hunters: good ones and dead ones.”

“You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter”

“Women may get to wear lots ofpretty colors, but men get the comfortable shoes.Anita Blake Vampire Hunter”

“The Catholic Church sees voluntary vampirism as a kind of suicide. I tend to agree. Though the Pope also excommunicated all animators, unless we ceased raising the dead. Fine; I became Episcopalian.”

“Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?""I am over two hundred," Jean-Claude said."I rest my case.”

“Sometimes good and evil aren't so much opposites as two sides of a coin. You toss it one way and it looks good, another way and it's evil, sometimes it just depends on which end of the gun you're on.”

“Zerbrowski said, "I only ever understood one woman, and she was kind enough to marry me so I didn't have to decipher anyone else.”