“Vampires are people too!”
“The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.”
“A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise”
“So long as this country is cursed with slavery, so too will it be cursed with vampires.”
“Vampire? Such a provocative word, wrapped in too many clichés and girly novels.”
“Vampires, real vampires, didn't nibble on the necks of nubile young virgins. They tore people to pieces and sucked the blood out of the chunks. ”