“Vampires are people too!”

“I, Anita Blake, scourge of the undead-the human with more vampire kills than any other vampire executioner in the country-was dating a vampire. It was poetically ironic.”

“Important safety tip - never look a vampire in the eye.”

“An atheist waving a cross at a vampire was a truly pitiful sight.”

“Because all bad little vampires see me in the end”

“There are only two kinds of vampire hunters: good ones and dead ones.”

“You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter”