“What are you afraid of?' I asked.'Airplanes, guns, large predators, ad master vampires.”
“Larry's zombie bag was a nearly virulent green with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on it. I was almost afraid to ask what his vampire bag looked like.”
“Humans, because they learn more about their predator and vampires because they wouldn’t have to go into lengthy speeches about their kind when they are doing their predator bit.”
“Vampires? You think vampires are real? Seriously?""The werewolf is asking me if I believe in vampires?”
“Just remember, girls: The young male vampire is a predator by nature. Some boys may look at you not only as a romantic interest, but as prey...”
“You're a vampire, Richie. And I've got a gun the size of Nebraska. What's the worst that could happen?”