“Women may get to wear lots ofpretty colors, but men get the comfortable shoes.Anita Blake Vampire Hunter”
“You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter”
“You don't get a lot of suicidal vampires.”
“orgasm for women like coal( that takes lot of time to get heat) , and men like microwave..just push the button”
“Men get laid, but women get screwed.”
“a person has to go through a lot of pain to get to comfort!”