“You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter”

“I, Anita Blake, scourge of the undead-the human with more vampire kills than any other vampire executioner in the country-was dating a vampire. It was poetically ironic.”

“Women may get to wear lots ofpretty colors, but men get the comfortable shoes.Anita Blake Vampire Hunter”

“who me?"anita blake seriesby: Laurell K Hamilton”

“I know you can throw holy water on the vampire, but I didn't know you could throw the host." (Sheriff St. John)I had to smile. "They aren't like little holy grenades. I want the host to give to the Quinlans so they can put one at every windowsill, every doorsill." (Anita Blake)”

“the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs.” You have to love Anita Blake… ...”

“Sometimes it would be nice not to have to do my best. Sometimes it would just be nice not to have a crisis to deal with. - Anita Blake”