“Glass half empty, glass half full. Well, either way you won't be going thirsty, count your blessings not your flaws...”
“People who argue whether the glass is half empty or half full are probably not thirsty.”
“Half full or half empty, just be thankful if your glass has anything in it at all.”
“doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... drink it and get on with your life.”
“Whether your glass is half full or half empty there's still room for more wine.”
“The glass is not half empty; it is half full.”