“I'm good at blowjob.”
“If you don’t cover your mouth, a yawn is an invitation for a blowjob.”
“To give a man 5 sous because he is poor and has no bread is perfect, but to give him a blowjob because he has no girlfriend is too much of a good thing: you don't have to do that.”
“HE BROKE HIS NOSE GIVING A FAKE BLOWJOB. Holy shit. I love that story with every part of me.”
“Why are you so embarrassed?” he asked playfully. “So you passed out during an attempted blowjob. Who doesn’t?”
“If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway.”