“Like special fungus, your love will grow in strange places”
“[Eric:] "I'm hoping that the more you see me, the more I'll grow on you."[Sookie:] "Like a fungus?”
“I wouldn't say hate, exactly. You're kind of like fungus, Gwen. After a while, you just start growing on people.”
“And I could tell she loved him. And although she was an evil fungus growing on 200 pounds of irritated lard, her feelings were real.”
“Love is strange. It comes in different forms. All of them are from the same root, and that’s how your love grows - from that root.”
“Caring about him was like trying to love a tree stump - a cold, mean-spirited paternalistic tree stump. With fungus.”