“The grass is never greener on the other side. You can only hope that with enough hard work, time, and luck that yours will become whatever shade the spray paint bottle said it would.”
“It's not that the grass is greener on the other side, it's that you can never be on both sides of the lawn at the same time.”
“If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.”
“The grass isn't always greener on the other side it's greener where you water it”
“...the grass actually IS greener on the other side, but it's only because of the bodies buried there.”
“The greener grass is getting more water. Water the grass on your side of the fence and stop looking over at what's on the other side”