“Being called the nice girl, is way better than being called a bitch.”

“It's always better to be the dumper than the dumpee.”

“Tomorrow will be better.”

“I used to think that diamonds were a girl's best friend, but now I realize it's carbohydrates. Seriously, I have a French baguette at home sporting a matching friendship bracelet.”

“The only way to belong is to act like you belong. Or to not give a shit whether you belong or not.”

“Real relationships - the kind that were supposed to last but never did - were more trouble than they were worth.”

“EAT SANDWICH, NOT OWN MOUTH.”