“EAT SANDWICH, NOT OWN MOUTH.”
“Life is a shit sandwich. Eat it or starve.”
“Don’t tell me you’re going to eat a mashed-potato sandwich”
“A man's social rank is determined by the amount of bread he eats in a sandwich.”
“On a date, you shared your deep thoughts with each other, but not that deep. We were eating sandwiches, for God's sake.”
“I'm eating a massive pastrami sandwich. It's so beautiful I might cry. Just so you know.”