“I used to think that diamonds were a girl's best friend, but now I realize it's carbohydrates. Seriously, I have a French baguette at home sporting a matching friendship bracelet.”
“And in this moment, I realize one reason it's so great to have a best friend is sometimes, like right now, Cal and I are thinking the very same thing.”
“Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.”
“Diamonds are a girl's best friend.”
“I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.”
“How about "diamonds are a girl's best friends"? Nope. It should be switched around and pointed out, instead, that your best friends are diamonds.”