“If he hurts you again, so help me God, I will personally inflict him with severe bodily harm.”

“So why don't you tell him you're sorry?" Gaby suggested. "Uh... because he probably never wants to speak to me again?""How do you know? Do you have a fifth sense too?"Scarlett sighed. "No. And I think that's sixth sense.""No, I don't see dead people. It's different.”

“As soon as I walk out that door, you're gonna decide you want me back. You might even tell yourself that you're in love with me. But you're not. You never will be.”

“In case you didn't notice me, I'm the less attractive friend to the right.”

“A true friend is someone who never gets tired listening to your pointless drama over and over again.”

“Why had Jesse asked Scarlett to sit next to him? And since when did guys go to the bathroom together?”

“He had a lot of different smiles, and Jane was getting to know them all.”