“Real relationships - the kind that were supposed to last but never did - were more trouble than they were worth.”

“I used to think that diamonds were a girl's best friend, but now I realize it's carbohydrates. Seriously, I have a French baguette at home sporting a matching friendship bracelet.”

“Why had Jesse asked Scarlett to sit next to him? And since when did guys go to the bathroom together?”

“It's always better to be the dumper than the dumpee.”

“Being called the nice girl, is way better than being called a bitch.”

“you never make the same mistake twice. the second time you make it, it is no longer a mistake. it is a choice”

“A true friend is someone who never gets tired listening to your pointless drama over and over again.”