“Umm, let me see. Hmmm, what to say, what to say? Oh, I know. Fuck you.”

“Hi there! You’re cute. Do you have any girlfriends? ‘Cause Gran says Momma needs a man in her life. Then Pops says, ‘Pfft, Martine, the last thing Elise needs is a man!’ But I think my Gran is right.”“Rennie, for tonight, let’s play the think-about-what-we-say-before-we-say-it-game.”

“That’s love. Real love is scary. Because you know what you stand to lose.”

“I hope you find a place in your life when you can let go and be happy. But I’m not a dirty secret. I’m not bad and wrong for being comfortable with myself, and I won’t let you make me feel that way.”

“Sugar, I am not playing a game. This is serious. I mean to woo you, so shut up and let me do it.”

“I know what pheromones are! But that’smumbo jumbo. You’re just horny, I’m justhorny. It’s not science.”

“...that's what friends did. Let each other off the hook when they didn't want to talk.”