“The sullen boy sitting before me is not my husband, and the girl he is fretting over isn't me, will never be me.”
“Four hundred years of losing out on the girl of my dreams isn't sitting very well with me these days.”
“The Republic's most wanted criminal is just a boy, sitting before me, suddenly vulnerable, laying all his weaknesses out for me to see.”
“Go be with your husband ... before he realises that he's still in love with me”
“When I was young and miserable and prettyAnd poor, I'd wishWhat all girls wish: to have a husband,A house and children. Now that I'm old, my wishIs womanish:That the boy putting groceries in my carSee me. ”
“It took me a sleeve of Girl Scout Thin Mints and forty minutes to get over that boy.”