“Procrastination is like masturbation: it's fun for awhile, but in the end, you're only screwing yourself.”

“Procrastination is like masturbation, in the beginning it feels good, but in the end, you're just f***ing yourself!”

“Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill.”

“Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself”

“Procrastination is a way for us to be satisfied with second-rate results; we can always tell ourselves we'd have done a better job if only we had more time...If you're good at rationalizing, you can keep yourself feeling rather satisfied this way, but it's a cheap happy. You're whittling your expectations of yourself down lower and lower.”

“Procrastination is not Laziness", I tell him. "It is fear. Call it by its right name, and forgive yourself.”