“If you can spell "Nietzsche" without Google, you deserve a cookie.”

“You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you eat a cookie but you can't be miserable while you are eating a cookie.”

“Man, he deserves a hero cookie. (Selena)”

“Google can bring you back 100,000 answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one.”

“You shouldn’t offer cookies without milk, you know. You’re a pretty pathetic hostess.”

“I am living in the Google years, no question of that. And there are advantages to it. When you forget something, you can whip out your iPhone and go to Google. The Senior Moment has become the Google moment, and it has a much nicer, hipper, younger, more contemporary sound, doesn't it? By handling the obligations of the search mechanism, you almost prove you can keep up....You can't retrieve you life (unless you're on Wikipedia, in which case you can retrieve an inaccurate version of it).”