“The prettier the wine bottle, the higher the likelihood sorority girls will buy it.”
“Bottles of wine aren't like paintings. At some point you have to consume them. The object in life is to die with no bottles of wine in your cellar. To drink your last bottle of wine and go to sleep that night and not wake up.”
“[Wine is] poetry in a bottle.”
“Wine is bottled poetry.”
“I buy wine according to the bottle design. After I get down the first glass it all tastes okay to me so I figure you go for something classy to look at on the table”
“A bottle of wine was good company.”