“Add children to the list of things I hate.”
“Every day I add to the list of things I refuse to discuss. The wiser the man, the longer the list.”
“The psyche questionnaire asks me to list the things I dislike. Why don’t they just use the word, hate? Why is everyone so afraid to admit they hate something? I write Advil, and then add Athens, Afghanistan and the U.S. Army. “In conclusion, I hate a lot of things that begin with the letter A,” I write in the space provided.”
“I employ this thing I called The Shovel List.”“A shovel..?”“No, a shovel list. It’s more of a conceptual thing. It’s a list of all the people and things I hate so much I want to hit them in the face with a shovel.”
“I could add her to the long list of people I didn't understand.”
“Now I can add prostitute to my list of life's accomplishments.”