“Except I do care about being pretty. Der. I don't think there's a single person in the world who doesn't care about being pretty. Any female, at any rate.”
“I don’t care about being cool. I just want to be loved by half the world (100% of the female population).”
“I know who I am and I like being me. As much as I care about David, I don't want to be with someone who doesn't accept the whole me. ”
“But he is pretty. God, I hope he's not an asshole. Do you think there's any chance he's both non-orifice and single? I mean, seriously. What are the chances?”
“Who cares about pretty? I'm going for noticeable.”
“All I care to know about a man is that he is a human being... he can't be any worse.”