“Kids are doing meth in every town in the country, Cat. Dang. Get your head out of your butt.”

“I'd heard a saying about meth, that it took you down one of three roads: jail, the psych ward, or death.”

“Damn you. WHY do you plant these things in my head?”

“Dogs like everyone. Cats choose who to like.”

“You should be out stirring up trouble with your friends, not bothering with all them books you read. You know it's them books what make you talk funny.”

“God loves you even on your blackest days, and He will always, always be there to guide you home. All you have to do is look for the light of His love.”

“Prancing around with marshmallowss on your nipples does *not* constitute living your life fully!”